Yesterday, I read an interview with Sheila Dikshit in the Times of India. Ms. Dikshit is a three-time former chief minister of Delhi and was the presumptive Congress chief minister of Uttar Pradesh until Rahul Baba hit up with Mulayam Baba. She’s also a long time confidant of the Gandhi-Nehru family with an association going back many years through her father-in-law Uma Shankar Dikshit. Thus, with all the right background and kitchen cabinet access, she should know what she was saying. “Rahul is still not mature, his age does not allow him to be mature“. I nearly fell off my chair laughing. My wife thought I have had a convulsion. She had never seen me like this in a long time. Really, something in a long time to laugh about!
David Cameron became the British prime minister at the age of forty four and by fifty he had left politics. Justin Trudeau became the Canadian prime minister also at the age of forty four. His father, Pierre Trudeau, became prime minister at the age of forty eight. Bill Clinton became president at forty-seven, Obama at forty-eight and John F. Kennedy at forty-four. All not mature, I presume.
And all charming men too. Pierre Trudeau was dating Barbara Streisand. Marilyn Monroe was sleeping with JFK. Well, do I say something about Bill?
And, mind you, Rahul Baba will be forty-seven this June. Wonder if any of the Indian girls find him attractive! Unless, of course, you’re Colombian.
Rahul Baba’s sidekick is the Little Maharaja, Jyotiraditya Scindia. You often find him sitting next to Rahul Baba in the Lok Sabha. Little Maharaja, once when speaking in the Lok Sabha on the subject of youth programmes, said, “Hum nau jawan lok …” Nau Jawan lok? He was the father of a seventeen year old! When will the baba lok grow up.
The Little Maharaja, when he was a junior minister in the Manmohan Singh government used to answer his phone saying, “Maharaj speaking!”. When a senior minister came to know of this called him aside and asked him to cut the crap. Little did he know that the rajas and maharajas were long consigned to the dustbin of Indian history.
Reading the pinkos, one gets the impression that the demonetisation has done a lot of harm to businesses. Car sales are down, white good sales are down, mobile sales are down. Wonder if all the stuff purchased was in cash? If so, then most guys who brought the stuff had plenty of black money.
A buy-on-TV venture run by Raj Kundra, better known as the husband of that British Bigg Boss winner and “B” movie actress and now full time dance show judge, Shilpa Shetty, has closed down his business. Reason: Demonetisation. A nice reason to close down a loss making venture. He’s still to pay his vendors. Last heard that they’re going to sue Kundra. Yes, I’m talking about the same Raj Kundra who’s facing charges of spot fixing during the IPLs.
Then we have LG, the electronic giant from Korea, saying it made mistakes when launching its mobile in India. This is what happens when you try to sell inferior stuff in India. Indians now want the best that’s in the world. They don’t want cars made out of twenty year old dies and tools. They don’t want 2G, they want 4G and VoLTE.
Saw Rangoon today. Great photography, great songs, great acting by the three-some. Kangana stands out. Got a real 40’s look. The dresses, her red lipstick, her hair style adds to her sensuality. Go watch it.